Slugs and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails

I have lots of snails and giant slugs around the front porch and the chimney. This is indicative of a moisture issue, which is the real root of the snail problem. Anyway, I thought one of them should meet the bengals.

At first they were kind of bored with it:

Then they got curious:

It didn't end well for the snail.