Monday, December 7, 2015

The Duke of La Chimenea

Male carpenter bees have the biggest egos. There is one living near the top of the chimney who has taken to buzzing around me aggressively while I'm up on the ladder painting. The males don't have stingers, but are quite annoying, so I have given him a name:

The Duke of La Chimenea, who buzzes in man's ear when man is near

Once I spot the females nest, I'm going to suck him up in the shop-vac, where he will never be heard from again.